Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Chapter 17


Chapter 17

“Everyone says it is suppose to do your body good like keep you healthy and stuff because it is a staple food or something.” Says Chels.

“Really jeez that is something to come in handy than isn’t it.” Said John.

“Yeah it is; lol I would love to meet this girlfriend of yours that you have been with for 2 years; it would be funny to see if she and I get along well at all.” Replied Chels.

“Oh god if you two became friends it’s like you hang out with her then you never know what she might do to you behind your back; she is friends with you and all nice to you face to face but when you aren’t around she will bitch and backstab about you behind your back to her friends and it is a vice-versa sort of thing you know.” Says John.

“Oh I had no idea about that kind of thing.” Said Chels with a shocked look on her face.

“Oh it’s ok seriously it’s all good don’t worry about it.” Says John.

“Lol.” Replied Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

“John, Bobby is here!” Carol shouted from downstairs.

“Just send him up mum okay.” Said John yelling back down stairs to his mum.

So two seconds later Bobby appeared at the entrance of the door to John’s room and was shocked by Chels’s appearance and how good looking she was.

“Whoa holy mother  of fucking cow dude; I knew I was right she is a hottie; do you think maybe I could ask her out.” Says Bobby talking to John like as if Chels wasn’t there.

“Dude outside into the hallway now.” says John dragging his friend out into the hall.

“We will return Chels.”

“It’s all good John.” Said Chels.

Two seconds later when John and Bobby were out in the hallway the first couple of words to come from John’s mouth was this.

“What the bloody damn fucking heck is wrong with you; you may find her to be a hottie but there’s no chance of you and Chels hooking up because you are not the type who goes for long term relationships you are more of the type who goes from girl to girl to girl and besides I had eyes on Chels first so I get to ask her out first so back off okay.” Says John.

“Oh what so I am not allowed to go out with her, is that all you are warning me about huh?” asked Bobby.

“Yes that’s all I am fucking warning you about man; because I don’t want to see you hurt her and let alone see her feelings get hurt.” Answered John.

After talking the two of them went back into John’s room where Chels was waiting and then the 3 of them started talking about stuff.

“Chels; I like you to meet someone important; lol.” Says John.

“This is Bobby, my best mate who I have known  for 4 years; and Bobby this my next door neighbour Chels.”

Monday, 7 January 2013

Chapter 16


Chapter 16

“What is so funny Chels?” asked John.

“Oh it’s nothing for you to worry about John.” Answered Chels.

“Please tell me because I want to know; what you were laughing at missy?” asked John.

“Ok I was laughing at you; because you said you were going to ask that exact same question as what I asked.” Answered Chels.

“Oh okay.” Says John.

“Lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

Chels grabbed a pillow off John’s bed and she whacked him while he wasn’t looking and then he turned  around and grabbed another pillow off his bed which happened to be a king-sized bed and he hit Chels back with his other pillow.

“Bam gotcha! Chels.” Says John.

“Damn right you got me John.” Replied Chels.

“Yep I certainly did get you and I think I got you right where I want you hehe.” Says John laughing his evil laugh.

“Oh really?” asked Chels.

“Yes really Chels.” answered John.

“But what’s Dorothea going to do or say if she finds out you have cheated on her with me?” asked Chels.

“Look I don’t care about what Dot says or let alone what she’s going to do when she finds out I’ve cheated on her with you besides you should’ve been there at the party that was held at Bobby’s the other night my girlfriend of 2 fucking years cheated on me in front of everyone that was there that night.” Answered John.

“Okay  you know what lets hook up for good instead and then see what Dot says or does when she sees me and you together; she will probably go mad and all agro on us both especially you.” suggested Chels.

“Now that’s a good idea I reckon I would love to see how she’d like it if I did it to her.” Says John liking Chels’s idea.

“I know right it’s because I came up with it lol.” Says Chels.

So what was your sister cooking up for tea tonight?” asked John.

“Apricot chicken and rice.” Answered Chels.

“Oh yuck I hate apricot chicken and rice; that is so disgusting but my brothers love it especially Tony.” Says John feeling sick to the stomach.

“I know me too I hate it as well; I don’t eat it whenever my sister cooks it up.” Replied Chels.

“No way Omg that’s crazy because I’m the same but I will eat everything else but not apricot chicken and rice.” Said John.

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Chapter 15


Chapter 15

“Awesome see you in 10 minutes bud.” Says Bobby.

“Okay too easy buddy; bye.” Said John.

After John got off the phone from his best mate; the phone rang again which set John right off into a weird mood.

“Oh fuck off what now?” asked John as he picked the phone up again to answer.

“Jeez John it’s me David.” Answered David.

“Sorry dude I am in a weird mood at the moment lol.” Says John.

“It’s ok dude; I always have days like that sometimes.” Said David.

“So what are you ringing me for man?” asked John.

“Oh nothing really I’m just going to ring annoy the hell out of you haha.” Answered David laughing his head off.

“Oh that’s so like you; you moron haha.” Says John laughing his head off.

“BULLSHIT IT IS NOT MAN!” Said David.

“Oh yes it is Davey lol.” Said John.

“No it isn’t.” replied David.

“Look dude I better go because I got my next door neighbour over and my best mate Bobby is coming over so I will see you at Friday night’s gig at the fastlane okay.” Says John.

“Oh okay see ya Friday night bud.” Says David.

After John got off the phone he looked over at Chels who was playing with her Iphone and texting her best friend Karla to tell her what she had been up to since she had arrived in New Jersey.

“What are you doing missy?” asked John.

“I am texting my mate Karla who is living in California whom I had to leave behind.” Answered Chels.

“Oh yeah you mentioned her to me before my girlfriend rang.” Says John.

“Lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

“I am bored; what is there to do?” asked Chels.

“Me too and I don’t know; because I was going to ask that question.” Answered John.

“Haha.” Said Chels laughing her head off.

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Chapter 14


Chapter 14
(Mild Language)

“Why the hell do I have to fucking answer to you with everything that I fucking do John; fuck you seriously I am over it, you are such a control freak.” Cursed Dorothea in an angry kind of way.

“Fuck Dorothea; I am no fucking control freak and as for the fuck you part forget it I do not want to fuck you because right now you are pissing me off.” Snapped John.

Dorothea slammed the phone on the cradle as she hanged up on her boyfriend of 2 years feeling crankier then what she already did.

John hanged up feeling really pissed off by what Dot was doing to him which seemed unfair to him and it had Chels worried about him especially how it might be affecting him.

“John; are you okay?” asked Chels.

“Yeah I’ll be okay Chels; thanks for asking babe.” Answered John.

Just then John’s private phone line jingled again so John excused himself again to answer it and it was one of his best mates Bobby.

“Dude; if your ringing to ask me to come out tonight; then you weren’t fucking listening to a word I said earlier this afternoon on the phone.” says John.

“John what the fuck are you so angry for?” asked Bobby angrily.

“Oh I’m sorry man; I just got off the phone from snapping and jumping down Dorothea’s throat and having her do the same thing to me.” Answered John.

“That’s okay man; I understand your pain lol.” Says Bobby.

“So what you doing man?” asked John.

“Nothing bored as heck; tried to contact Danny but he won’t answer his damn phone.” Answered Bobby.

“Man I know why because he’s with Dorothea right now because I came off the phone from fighting with her lol.” Says John.

“WTF; are you kidding me man?” asked Bobby.

“Yep and no I am not joking man.” Answered John.

“Fuck man; you and Dot have been having issues with one another lately.” Said Bobby.

“I know, I know; and it is driving me insane.” Says John.

“Man I’m going to come and annoy you is that okay?” asked Bobby.

“Yeah man of course you can; I actually have my next door neighbour over at the moment.” Answered John.

Friday, 3 August 2012

Chapter 13


Chapter 13

(Mild Language)

“Why doesn’t your friend just tell you the truth though because if he’s had a crush on your girlfriend since 6th grade he should just come straight out and tell you?” asked Chels.

“Good Question you know what I am willing to find out why he won’t just come straight out and tell me the truth lol.” Answered John.

Just than John’s private phone line jingled off the cradle so he excused himself to answer it to find out who it was.

“Excuse moi Chels; just got to answer this, sorry about this.” Says John apologizing to Chels.

“That’s okay there’s no need to apologize at all Johnny.” Said Chels.

“No I know but I don’t want to be rude you know what I mean that’s all lol.” Said John.

“I know what you mean; now go answer that phone of yours haha.” Says Chels laughing her head off.

So  John went to answer his private line to see who was calling and wanting to annoy him to bits.

“John?” asked Dorothea who was on the other end of the phone line.

“Yes Dorothea.” Answered John.

“What the fuck do you want?”

“Jeez John there is no need to snap at me.” Answered Dorothea.

“I just want to know if it’s okay if I came over to annoy you because I’m bored at the moment?”

“For Fuck sakes Dot I can’t have you over here especially not tonight because I am busy tonight.” Answered John cursing out loud.

“Once again John I said can you please not yell at me?” asked Dorothea starting to get annoyed with her boyfriend.

“Says the person who kissed Danny the other fuckin’ night at the party that was held at Bobby’s; I just don’t fucking get why you would cheat on me in front of everyone at the party that night, I am still so freaking angry with you Dot; since that happened you have had no guts what so ever to tell me the truth; at least Danny had the guts to tell me the truth.” Answered John angrily.

“I tried to tell you but you just won’t listen to me damn it.” Snapped Dot starting to burst into tears.

“No you fucking didn’t try; instead you just kept the kiss a secret from me.” Shouted John.

“What the fuck ever; I got to go, Danny’s coming over.” Says Dorothea.                
“What the fuck; Are you trying to tell me that you are going to do him behind my back?” asked John starting to feel pissed off even more by what Dorothea was telling him.

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Chapter 12


Chapter 12

“Yeah Karla and I are best friends and we always will be forever lol.” Says Chels.

“Yeah that’s true.” Said John.

“Omg you got your own private number and phone line; how cool is that, because I have my own private line in my room as well.” Replied Chels.

“Haha I know right it’s so cool lol; at least I get to use it to talk to my friends and also get to talk to my Girlfriend in private.” Says John Laughing.

“Ah ok.” Said Chels with a confused and unsure look on her face.

“Chels are you okay; you look confused and unsure, is there anything the matter or wrong?” asked John starting to get concerned.

“Nothing is wrong it’s just that I thought you were single and I thought it whilst you were mentioning that having a private phone line in your room meant being able to talk to your friends and your girlfriend in privacy.” Answered Chels lamely.

“Haha; oh my god you thought I was single; oh shit Chelsea you are not considering on saying you have a major crush on me are you?” asked John laughing.

“Yes I did think that and well yeah I have a crush on you because the second I met you when you came around I knew you were nothing but hot and cute; funny and all the stuff a girl looks for in a guy you know what I mean.” Answered Chels.

“Oh okay; okay that is so odd but you know if Dorothea finds out you have a crush on me; she will rip you like you’re a piece of white A4 paper because well she doesn’t like other girls trying to hook up with me lol.” Says John.

“Oh okay; who is Dorothea?” asked Chels.

“Dot is my girlfriend.” Answered John.

“Sorry I didn’t know that she is your Girlfriend.” Says Chels.

“It’s okay; if you must know I’m one of the most popular guys in school and Dot is like the most popular girl in school; she is the leader of  her little clique “The Plastics” lol.” Replied John.

“The plastics; who are they?” asked Chels.

“The plastics are the clique my girlfriend is leader of; they are nasty and I really do mean it they are nasty, so better be careful and stay clear of them lol, but the thing is my other best mate Danny has had a thing for Dot ever since 6th grade and yet Dot doesn’t know because Danny doesn’t want to say anything incase it wrecks everything between us and between Dot and I.” answered John.

“Oh I will stay clear lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

Friday, 15 June 2012

Chapter 11


Chapter 11
“God what a bitch she needs someone to knock her back one and it could help to try and stop her being so nasty to you.” Says John.
“I know and do you really think the whole “she is needing someone to knock her back one” is going to work because I don’t know if it will and is there anyone in this freaking town that will hook up with my sister?” asked Chels with a unsure look on her face.
“Hell yes of course it will; and don’t worry I am sure we will find someone to knock your sister up.” Answered John.
“Ok;John.” Said Chels with a smile on her face.
“Come in and I shall show you around the place a bit and introduce you to my mum and dad and my two brothers.” Says John.
“Awesome thanks.” Replies Chels.
“Your welcome.” Said John.
So John showed Chels around the place and then he introduced her to his family and then they both ran off up stairs to hangout for a bit.
“Your parents are freaking awesome; cool and funny lol.” Says Chels.
“Awe thanks Chels.” Said John.
“Your welcome.” Replied Chels.
“I am anxious about how things are going to go for me on my first day at a new school; I mean considering the fact I had to pack up and walk out of California and leave my best mate Karla behind; which reminds me I was meant to give her a call to let her know that I had arrived in New Jersey safe and sound.”
“I’m sure things will go fine and besides you  know me anyways so you don’t have to get worried about the thought of not being able have any luck making new friends because you got me.” Says John.
“Thanks I’ll keep that in mind.” Said Chels.
“Your welcome.” Replied John.
“I can’t wait til Monday though; it’s going to be a good day then haha.” Says Chels laughing.
“I know it will be a good day, hope you don’t mind me asking who is Karla?” asked John.
“Oh um she is my best friend who I have known for 3 years; she’s an awesome chick as you get to know her lol.” Answered Chels.
“Oh wow you girls have been best mates for 3 years; it seems like a long time, because it’s funny you mention it I have a friend who I’ve been best mates for 4 years and we get on like a house on fire haha; his name is Bobby, we have this friendship that’s just not worth getting wrecked even if someone tried to.” Says John.