Wednesday 3 July 2013

Chapter 17


Chapter 17

“Everyone says it is suppose to do your body good like keep you healthy and stuff because it is a staple food or something.” Says Chels.

“Really jeez that is something to come in handy than isn’t it.” Said John.

“Yeah it is; lol I would love to meet this girlfriend of yours that you have been with for 2 years; it would be funny to see if she and I get along well at all.” Replied Chels.

“Oh god if you two became friends it’s like you hang out with her then you never know what she might do to you behind your back; she is friends with you and all nice to you face to face but when you aren’t around she will bitch and backstab about you behind your back to her friends and it is a vice-versa sort of thing you know.” Says John.

“Oh I had no idea about that kind of thing.” Said Chels with a shocked look on her face.

“Oh it’s ok seriously it’s all good don’t worry about it.” Says John.

“Lol.” Replied Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

“John, Bobby is here!” Carol shouted from downstairs.

“Just send him up mum okay.” Said John yelling back down stairs to his mum.

So two seconds later Bobby appeared at the entrance of the door to John’s room and was shocked by Chels’s appearance and how good looking she was.

“Whoa holy mother  of fucking cow dude; I knew I was right she is a hottie; do you think maybe I could ask her out.” Says Bobby talking to John like as if Chels wasn’t there.

“Dude outside into the hallway now.” says John dragging his friend out into the hall.

“We will return Chels.”

“It’s all good John.” Said Chels.

Two seconds later when John and Bobby were out in the hallway the first couple of words to come from John’s mouth was this.

“What the bloody damn fucking heck is wrong with you; you may find her to be a hottie but there’s no chance of you and Chels hooking up because you are not the type who goes for long term relationships you are more of the type who goes from girl to girl to girl and besides I had eyes on Chels first so I get to ask her out first so back off okay.” Says John.

“Oh what so I am not allowed to go out with her, is that all you are warning me about huh?” asked Bobby.

“Yes that’s all I am fucking warning you about man; because I don’t want to see you hurt her and let alone see her feelings get hurt.” Answered John.

After talking the two of them went back into John’s room where Chels was waiting and then the 3 of them started talking about stuff.

“Chels; I like you to meet someone important; lol.” Says John.

“This is Bobby, my best mate who I have known  for 4 years; and Bobby this my next door neighbour Chels.”

Monday 7 January 2013

Chapter 16


Chapter 16

“What is so funny Chels?” asked John.

“Oh it’s nothing for you to worry about John.” Answered Chels.

“Please tell me because I want to know; what you were laughing at missy?” asked John.

“Ok I was laughing at you; because you said you were going to ask that exact same question as what I asked.” Answered Chels.

“Oh okay.” Says John.

“Lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

Chels grabbed a pillow off John’s bed and she whacked him while he wasn’t looking and then he turned  around and grabbed another pillow off his bed which happened to be a king-sized bed and he hit Chels back with his other pillow.

“Bam gotcha! Chels.” Says John.

“Damn right you got me John.” Replied Chels.

“Yep I certainly did get you and I think I got you right where I want you hehe.” Says John laughing his evil laugh.

“Oh really?” asked Chels.

“Yes really Chels.” answered John.

“But what’s Dorothea going to do or say if she finds out you have cheated on her with me?” asked Chels.

“Look I don’t care about what Dot says or let alone what she’s going to do when she finds out I’ve cheated on her with you besides you should’ve been there at the party that was held at Bobby’s the other night my girlfriend of 2 fucking years cheated on me in front of everyone that was there that night.” Answered John.

“Okay  you know what lets hook up for good instead and then see what Dot says or does when she sees me and you together; she will probably go mad and all agro on us both especially you.” suggested Chels.

“Now that’s a good idea I reckon I would love to see how she’d like it if I did it to her.” Says John liking Chels’s idea.

“I know right it’s because I came up with it lol.” Says Chels.

So what was your sister cooking up for tea tonight?” asked John.

“Apricot chicken and rice.” Answered Chels.

“Oh yuck I hate apricot chicken and rice; that is so disgusting but my brothers love it especially Tony.” Says John feeling sick to the stomach.

“I know me too I hate it as well; I don’t eat it whenever my sister cooks it up.” Replied Chels.

“No way Omg that’s crazy because I’m the same but I will eat everything else but not apricot chicken and rice.” Said John.